Dear Lindsey,
I'm not Mr. Wignall, but nevertheless would like to express my thanks for clearing up the misconception I've shared with millions of people on this subject.
It is apparent now that pawn shops (and other businesses with the word "cash" in their name), their owners and loyal employees are not in the business of ripping people off and are genuinely sorry to hear about other people's losses. It is also refreshing to hear that you allowed the police "the proper time" to do a check on the serial number. I'm sure the authorities are most grateful for your unwavering cooperation and the services that Jumpin' Jack Cash provides to our community. We can only hope that the police were as committed to fighting crime as you seem to be. Indeed, I'm sure that Ebay would immediately shut down any questionable operation as their responsibility to the shareholders pales in comparison to the commitment they have to the buying public. That's why there's hardly any stolen merchandise on Ebay. It makes me wonder what those 350 or so negative ratings were all about.
Anyways, thanks again for clarifying the important role that pawn shop play in our lives. I hope I see a Jumpin' Jack Cash in my neighborhood soon. I'll be able to sleep better knowing that if my bike is stolen we have a team of committed pawn shop employees go out of their way to try to retrieve it.
Sincerely,
Piotr S.
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P.S. I hope you can soon afford to move your Denver office to the Cayman Islands.